The term “kolide” is used tew explain the sarkumstanse ov 2 trains ov cars triing tew pass each uther on a single trak.
TEW LATE FUR THE TRANE.
It is ced that it never yet haz bin did suckcessfully, hence a “kolide.”
Josh Billings.
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Amerikans love caustick things; they would prefer turpentine tew colone-water, if they had tew drink either.
So with their relish of humor; they must hav it on the half-shell with cayenne.
An Englishman wants hiz fun smothered deep in mint sauce, and he iz willing tew wait till next day before he tastes it.