Marriage—An alter on whitch man lays hiz pocketbook and woman her luv letters.
Quack—A doktor whoze science lays in hiz bill.
Hash—A boarding-hous confidence game.
Fuss—An old hen with one chicken.
Twins—2 mutch.
Boarding-School—A place whare wry coffee and flirtashun iz taught.
Experiment—Energy out ov a job.
Perfection—God in man.
Virtue—That ingredient whitch needs no foil, and without whitch nothing else iz valuabel.
Solitude—A good place tew visit, but a poor place tew stay.