I hav seen hash miself, that i had mi doubts about, but i et it, and still liv.
I love hash as a principle, and this iz mi rule, i watch the landlady, and if she eats it, i take the sekond plate.
This makes me very popular at all the boarding houses which I attend.
If folks would be a leetle more penurious with their hash, and not git stubs ov tallo kandles, babys morocko shoes, and now and then a fine tooth comb, that want more than half worn out, into their hash, hash would stand to day, at the head of all mux food.
Mister Bartlett.—Ov all the animals who waz brought akrost the waters, into this country, by that grate improver ov the breed ov kattle Noah, i consider the cow the most respektable.
A cow iz a kind ov old aunt in the family.
I dont kno ov a more honest, and salubrious sight, than a brindle cow, that wont kik, and who gives 10 quarts ov milk that aint watered.
It iz unkommon hard to git a cow to giv milk that aint watered now daze, thare iz a grate difference in cows about this.
It iz sed the cowcumber derives its name from the cow, but whether this iz so, or not, i kant find out.
Probably it iz, becauze they resemble the cow so mutch.