They are kaught with a spear, and thare iz just about az mutch sport in it, az stabbing seed cowcumbers in a garden, by moonlite, with a three-tined fork.
Howard.—Your letter iz come tew hand and its kontents karefully weighed, and I find that they don’t weigh heavy.
In reply, we beg leaf tew state that the North Pole haz not bin found out yet.
Du notiss ov its length, and its size at the butt, and the kind ov fowls that hav bin roostin on it, and the kind ov wood on which it iz bilt, and the amount ov kindling wood it would undoubtedly make, well split up, and its universal history will appear in the Spice Box collum, just az soon az the Pole iz got.
In the mean time keep cool, kultivate your mustash, be polite tew your ritch aunt, if you hav got one, studdy Hall’s guide tew health, and shun all grass-widders.
Caroline.—Yu ask us, “Which iz worth the most tew a woman, buty, or modesty.”
For a quick return, perhaps buty iz, but for an investment, for the sake ov the interest, we rekomend modesty.
Modesty never grows stale, but buty iz like bukwheat kakes, aint good kold, nor warmed up nex day.
We konsider buty one ov the best kollatterals that a woman kan possess, but if she haint got nothing else but buty, she aint no better off than she would be with a life insurance policy, which was forfeited for the non-payment of premiums.
Buty alone wont wear well, and thare iz a grate deal of it now daze that wont wash at all and keep its color.