Ain’t it orful?
FINIS.
Finis iz the end ov all things—the happyest place in the whole job.
All things on arth hav an end to them, and i kant think ov but phew things now that hain’t got two.
A ladder haz two ends to it, and the surest way tew git to the top ov it iz tew begin at the bottom.
Finis iz the best and only friend that menny a man in this world ever haz, and sum day Finis will be the autokrat ov the universe.
Bully for yu, Finis.
{ANIMATED NATUR.}
THE NU FOUNDLAND AND THE TARRIER.
Dogs are one ov the luxurys ov civilizashun.