Every boy in that naborhood waz after that weazle nite and day, and I had tew withdraw the reward to keep from breaking up the distrikt skool.
The skoolmaster threatened tew su me if i didn’t, and i did it, for i hate a law suit rather wuss than i do a weazle.
A weazle’s skin, wore on the neck, it iz sed, will kure the quinsy sore thrut, but the phellow who sed this had a sure thing; he knu nobody could ketch the weazle.
I waz told, when i waz a boy, by a cunning cuss, that the way tew ketch a crow waz tew put sum salt on hiz tail. I prakticed all one summer on this, but never got sum crow.
I hav did things az foolish az this since i hav quit being a boy, but prefer tew keep mum what they are.
Weazles hav got no wisdum, but hav got what iz sumtimes mistaken for it, they hav got cunning.
Cunning stands in the same relashun tew wisdum that a tadpole duz tew a frog, he may git tew be a frog if he keeps on growing, but he aint one now.
Wisdum knows how tew jump, but about the best thing that cunning can do iz tew wiggle.
I hav saw cunning men who thought they waz wize, but i never saw a wise man who thought he waz cunning.