There was a young fellow named Tait

Who dined with his girl at 8:08.

As Tate did not state,

I cannot relate

What Tate and his tête-à-tête ate at 8:08.


A farmer had a seeder for the seeding of the seed. It was a cedar seeder, and said he: “I never seed a seeder that could exceed this yere cedar seeder for the seedin’ of the seed.”