Sladder: That's good.
Splurge: "There is a hundred times more lactic fluid in an ounce of Cheezo than in a gallon of milk."
Sladder: What's lactic fluid, Splurge?
Splurge: I don't know, sir, but it's good stuff all right. It's the right thing to have in it. It's a good man that I got to write this.
Sladder: All right. Go on.
Splurge: "Cheezo makes darling baby grow."
Sladder: Good. Very good. Very good indeed, Splurge.
Splurge: Yes, I think that catches them, sir.
Sladder: Go on.
Splurge: "Cheezo. The only food."