Dumbells of Business

by Louis Custer Martin Reed

Proff O. U. Bojack (Bus. Doc.)

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DEDICATED WITH A WARMTH OF FELLOW
FEELING TO ALL BEDEVILED
BRETHERN OF THE BUSINESS WORLD
The Author

Contents

Hot Sketch No. Page 1 The Plant Cured of Mossbackitis [1] 2 The Lurid Lot of the Leaker [13] 3 The Self Abnegationist And His Finish [21] 4 The Bird Who Berated Business Assn’s [29] 5 The Advertising Genius of Squirrelville [39] 6 The Salesman Who Became Buyer [47] 7 The Pampered Dealer [59] 8 The Efficiency Expert [69] 9 The Road Rat Who Gave Up Home Comforts [85] 10 The Man Who Organized Manufacturers [103] 11 The Perpetual Planner [113] 12 The Twin-Six Philanthropist [123] 13 The Yob Who Let Business Slide [131] 14 The Would-Be Sales Promoter [139] 15 The Young Satellites of Stallville [157] 16 The Benedict Who Wisdomed-Up [165] 17 The Business Baggers of Punkton [173] 18 The Picayune Planet [183] 19 The Passing of the Buck Passer [191] 20 The Executive With The Clerk’s Mind [199] 21 The War Winning Patrioteer [209] 22 Typical American And Critical American [219] 23 When Mental Leech Meets Mental Leech [233] 24 The Export Group Grafter [245]

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HOT SKETCH NO. 1
The Plant Cured of Mossbackitis

OUT among the gnarled oaks of Squirrel Cove there buzzed a busy manufacturing plant.

It had been established since Time wore a bib, and, as far back as History could recall, had been handed down from Whiskers to Whiskers without a break.