Signora Fantastici (A Dramatic Proverb)

by Madame de Staël

SIGNORA FANTASTICI: Yes, a very calm shock. But as for me, I will tell you that it is your difficulty speaking that was the cause of it.

COMMISSIONER: Yes, it's true. I have a-a little trouble speaking. But my mother told me it would give me dignity.

SIGNORA FANTASTICI: Your lady mother was surely right. But stammering is a great handicap in haranguing the public.

COMMISSIONER:
And what must I do to correct it?

SIGNORA FANTASTICI:
Act in a play.

COMMISSIONER:
Me? Act in a play.

SIGNORA FANTASTICI:
A role of judge.

COMMISSIONER:
A role of judge.

SIGNORA FANTASTICI:
Twice a week. And you'll be judge for 3 hours.

COMMISSIONER:
The Municipal Council only meets once a week.