“Then pray, Betty,” continued Miss Barbara, “don’t forget to-morrow, the first thing you do, to send off to Shrewsbury for my new bonnet. I must have it to dine in, at the Abbey, or the ladies will think nothing of me; and Betty, remember the mantua-maker too. I must see and coax papa to buy me a new gown against the ball. I can see, you know, something of the fashions to-morrow at the Abbey. I shall look the ladies well over, I promise you. And, Betty, I have thought of the most charming present for Miss Somers, as papa says it’s good never to go empty-handed to a great house, I’ll make Miss Somers, who is fond, as her maid told you, of such things—I’ll make Miss Somers a present of that guinea-hen of Susan’s; it’s of no use to me, so do you carry it up early in the morning to the Abbey, with my compliments. That’s the thing.”
In full confidence that her present and her bonnet would operate effectually in her favour, Miss Barbara paid her first visit at the Abbey. She expected to see wonders. She was dressed in all the finery which she had heard from her maid, who had heard from the ’prentice of a Shrewsbury milliner, was the thing in London; and she was much surprised and disappointed, when she was shown into the room where the Miss Somerses and the ladies of the Abbey were sitting, to see that they did not, in any one part of their dress, agree with the picture her imagination had formed of fashionable ladies. She was embarrassed when she saw books and work and drawings upon the table, and she began to think that some affront was meant to her, because the company did not sit with their hands before them.
When Miss Somers endeavoured to find out conversation that would interest her, and spoke of walks and flowers and gardening, of which she was herself fond, Miss Barbara still thought herself undervalued, and soon contrived to expose her ignorance most completely, by talking of things which she did not understand.
Those who never attempt to appear what they are not—those who do not in their manners pretend to anything unsuited to their habits and situation in life, never are in danger of being laughed at by sensible, well bred people of any rank; but affectation is the constant and just object of ridicule.
Miss Barbara Case, with her mistaken airs of gentility, aiming to be thought a woman, and a fine lady, whilst she was, in reality, a child and a vulgar attorney’s daughter, rendered herself so thoroughly ridiculous, that the good natured, yet discerning spectators were painfully divided between their sense of comic absurdity and a feeling of shame for one who could feel nothing for herself.
One by one the ladies dropped off. Miss Somers went out of the room for a few minutes to alter her dress, as it was the custom of the family, before dinner. She left a portfolio of pretty drawings and good prints, for Miss Barbara’s amusement; but Miss Barbara’s thoughts were so intent upon the harpers’ ball, that she could not be entertained with such trifles. How unhappy are those who spend their time in expectation! They can never enjoy the present moment. Whilst Barbara was contriving means of interesting Miss Somers in her favour, she recollected, with surprise, that not one word had yet been said of her present of the guinea-hen. Mrs. Betty, in the hurry of her dressing her young lady in the morning, had forgotten it; but it came just whilst Miss Somers was dressing; and the housekeeper came into her mistress’ room to announce its arrival.
“Ma’am,” said she, “here’s a beautiful guinea-hen just come, with Miss Barbara Case’s compliments to you.”
Miss Somers knew, by the tone which the housekeeper delivered this message, that there was something in the business which did not perfectly please her. She made no answer, in expectation that the housekeeper, who was a woman of a very open temper, would explain her cause of dissatisfaction. In this she was not mistaken. The housekeeper came close up to the dressing table, and continued, “I never like to speak till I’m sure, ma’am, and I’m not quite sure, to say certain, in this case, ma’am, but still I think it right to tell you, which can’t wrong anybody, what came across my mind about this same guinea-hen, ma’am; and you can inquire into it, and do as you please afterwards, ma’am. Some time ago we had fine guinea-fowls of our own, and I made bold, not thinking, to be sure, that all our own would die away from us, as they have done, to give a fine couple last Christmas to Susan Price, and very fond and pleased she was at the time, and I’m sure would never have parted with the hen with her good-will; but if my eyes don’t strangely mistake, this hen, that comes from Miss Barbara, is the selfsame identical guinea-hen that I gave to Susan. And how Miss Bab came by it is the thing that puzzles me. If my boy Philip was at home, maybe, as he’s often at Mrs. Price’s (which I don’t disapprove), he might know the history of the guinea-hen. I expect him home this night, and if you have no objection, I will sift the affair.”
“The shortest way, I think,” said Henrietta, “would be to ask Miss Case herself about it, which I will do this evening.”
“If you please, ma’am,” said the housekeeper, coldly; for she knew that Miss Barbara was not famous in the village for speaking truth.