What pudding makes the best cricketer?—A good batter.
When is a sailor not a sailor?—When he's a-board.
Why is the snow different from Sunday?—Because it can fall on any day in the week.
What trade would you mention to a short boy?—Grow sir (grocer).
What tree is nearest the sea?—The beech.
Why is a game of cards like a timber-yard?—Because there are always a great many deals in it.
Why is a tight boot like an oak tree?—Because it produces a corn (acorn).
Why is a city in Ireland likely to be the largest city in the world?—Because each year it is Dublin (doubling).
What is the easiest way to swallow a door?—Bolt it.
Why could a negro slave not be caught if he ran away?—Because he would be sure to keep dark at all times.