“What is it, Lizzie, a boy or a gal?”
“A gal.”
“Dear, dear me! There’s some one else who’s got to worry about gettin’ a husband.”
A MYSTERY SOLVED.
“Clara, it’s the likes o’ them w’ot makes so many of us young bodies ole maids. The fellers gets askeered o’ the milliners’ an’ the dressmakers’ bills.”
THE ONE THING LACKING.
Patsy: “W’ot do de gals admire uv dose milingtary chaps, I wonder?”