Jimmy: “It’s deir mustarchers, Patsy, deir mustarchers. If I had one dat bloke wouldn’t be in it wid me.”

HARD HIT.

Marriageable Young Man (on left): “What a wife such a woman would make.”

Lillian: “’Ain’t that your brother?”

Maud: “Yes!”

Lillian: “Why don’t yer interdooce me?”

Maud: “He’s a misant’rope; he’s been crost in love, and he’s giv’ our sex the cold shake!”