Each to His Need
Waitress (calling into the kitchen at a country tavern):—“For the gentleman vegetarian a little green fodder, and for his steel horse a drop of oil!”
What Papa Brought Home from His Trip
Papa (bringing his wheel in):—“Come here, wifey, and bring all the children! Now, all of you open your mouths wide, I am going to open the pneumatic tubes, that I filled on the Arlberg with delicious mountain air for you!”
A New Word
A:—“Who is that gentleman in that sporty costume?”
B:—“That is a teacher of cycling.”
A:—“Oh, a sort of velocipedagogue.”