Principal:—“Very well, but the next time you bury an aunt, you might bring me a couple of rabbits.”
A Gunning Yarn
A gentleman just returned from Brazil, boasted of the many gorillas he had killed there. “That must have been very difficult,” remarked one of the listeners.
“It certainly was,” said the narrator, “but I knew how to take advantage of the monkey’s passion for imitating us.”
“How?”
“It was very simple. In places where I suspected the presence of gorillas, I loaded a pistol with a blind cartridge, turned it upon myself and fired; then I left a heavily loaded one on the ground and retired. Returning to the place later on, I invariably found the carcass of a gorilla, who had shot himself.”
A Sign of Recognition
A good shot knows when he has missed; a poor one does not know when he has hit.