“Where from?”

“From Berlin.”

“Pshaw, the Berliners don’t amount to anything.”

“The majority certainly do not, your Majesty, but there are exceptions. I know of two.”

“Who are they?”

“Your Majesty and—myself.”

This was a man after the King’s own heart, unafraid, quick-witted. It was not long before he had a good parish.

The Empty Upper Story

King Frederick William I after an audience with an Ambassador, said to his equerry, who was present:

“Isn’t he a tall, handsome man? What do you think of his head?”