Thoroughly Reformed
Warden:—“Now, Killian, you are free once more. I hope you will let this term in prison be a warning to you, to curb your passion for poaching. You are a family man, and you ought to have more consideration for your poor wife and young children.”
Killian (moved to tears):—“Oh yes, sir, I see you mean well by me. You just wait and see if I don’t bring to you the first deer I can shoot!”
He Remembered
Gunner:—“Say, sonny, did you see a rabbit running this way?”
Boy:—“I did, sir!”
Gunner:—“How long ago?”
Boy:—“’Bout three years ago last Christmas.”