Copyright, 1903, by
George W. Jacobs & Company
Published, August, 1903

Contents

CHAP.PAGE
I.Humor of the Sixteenth Century[5]
II.Humor of the Seventeenth Century[10]
III.For Gunners[22]
IV.For Doctors[37]
V.For Lawyers[57]
VI.A Chapter for Composers and Music Lovers[74]
VII.For and About Travelers, Tourists, and Summer Boarders[102]
VIII.On Cycling[117]
IX.Authors, Scientists, Artists, and other Celebrities[120]
X.On the Stage and Off[154]
XI.The German Soldier[162]
XII.Crowned Heads and Some of Their Famous Statesmen and Generals[180]
XIII.Students in the Fatherland[234]
XIV.Women and Children[246]
XV.Miscellaneous[269]

German Wit and Humor

CHAPTER I
Humor of the Sixteenth Century

The Fool’s Lesson

When Eulenspiegel came to Magdeburg—the fame of his notorious pranks having preceded him—several of the best citizens asked him to give them a sample of his buffoonery. He said he would do so, and promised to fly from the roof of a house on the market place. The news spread rapidly, and old and young hurried there to see him fly. For some time Eulenspiegel stood on the low roof, moving his arms and acting as if he were going to fly, then he burst out laughing and cried: “I thought I was the only fool in the world, but I see that here are almost a whole city full of them. If you had told me that you were going to fly, I should not have believed you; and yet you believed me, a well-known fool. How should I be able to fly? I am neither a goose nor any other kind of a bird. I have no wings, and without wings and feathers nobody can fly. Now you see, I told you a falsehood.”