Gentleman:—“But, ladies, this loud talking during the concert is abominable!”

Lady:—“I fully agree with you. One must actually scream, to make oneself understood.”

The Newest

“You wish a New Testament, madam?”

“Yes, but, please, the very newest.”

Painted Angels

Mother:—“My daughter does not please you?”

Gentleman:—“To tell the truth, I do not care for paintings.”

Mother:—“Pardon me, but did you ever see an angel, other than painted?”

No Economy Necessary