Gentleman:—“But, ladies, this loud talking during the concert is abominable!”
Lady:—“I fully agree with you. One must actually scream, to make oneself understood.”
The Newest
“You wish a New Testament, madam?”
“Yes, but, please, the very newest.”
Painted Angels
Mother:—“My daughter does not please you?”
Gentleman:—“To tell the truth, I do not care for paintings.”
Mother:—“Pardon me, but did you ever see an angel, other than painted?”