Bride:—“What does it mean?”

Bridegroom:—“The happiness of love!”

Twenty Years Later

Wife:—“What is the name of that beautiful star over there?”

Husband:—“It’s the evening star; don’t know the name of it.”

Wife:—“Do you know what it means?”

Husband:—“That it is getting night.”

Hard on Him

A flirt is a rose, of whom each plucks a leaf; the thorns remain for the future husband.