Bride:—“What does it mean?”
Bridegroom:—“The happiness of love!”
Twenty Years Later
Wife:—“What is the name of that beautiful star over there?”
Husband:—“It’s the evening star; don’t know the name of it.”
Wife:—“Do you know what it means?”
Husband:—“That it is getting night.”
Hard on Him
A flirt is a rose, of whom each plucks a leaf; the thorns remain for the future husband.