Little Fritz (to the cook):—“Anna, how do you spell ‘sauce’?”
Cook:—“Sauce? Well, you see, Fritz, there are so many different kinds of sauce!”
A Question of Likes
Gentleman:—“Mein Fräulein, do you like sauerkraut?”
Fräulein:—“Why, what a queer question to ask me!”
Gentleman:—“Well, you see, I love the little sausages that go with it, so if you liked sauerkraut, we should match beautifully.”
Thought for the Future
Professor:—“Well, dear Elise, after passing such a brilliant examination, I suppose you will settle down at once to practice law?”
Student:—“Oh, no, I am going to enter the government service; else my future husband would not receive a—pension.”