A Karlsbad Scheme
“What doctor have you, Rosenthal?”
“What doctor? My neighbor in the next room has a doctor. When he comes to see him, I listen at the door, and whatever he orders, I do. What need have I, then, to spend a lot of good money on a doctor?”
A Good Financier
“Will you tell me, my dear friend, how you manage, that you are never pressed for money, but always have plenty of it?”
“That is very simple; I never pay old debts.”
“But how about the new ones?”
“I let them grow old.”
Why Eve Had no Servant
“There is a great deal of talk about women’s faults, and the reasons why they need so much waiting upon. The question has even been asked—by a man of course,—why the dear Lord, in making Eve, from one of Adam’s ribs, did not make a servant for her at the same time.