A Modern Dowry

Father (to his daughter’s fiancée):—“Besides the necessary outfit, we can give our daughter only an automobile, a piano, and a camera!”

A Polite Gentleman

“How did you come to buy an auto?”

“Well, it happened this way. I wanted to get some delicatessen for supper, but made a mistake in the shop door and got into an automobile place, and as I didn’t want to be so impolite and go off without buying something, I just took an auto.”

An Obedient Patient

She:—“What does this mean? You just consulted the doctor about your catarrh and here you sit and drink beer all day long!”

He (smiling cunningly):—“Well, you see the doctor forbid my smoking dry.”

A Bad Position