“Goodness, no! She is his mother-in-law!”

Inexperienced

Husband:—“What did you do with yourself, dear, while I was at the club?”

Wife:—“I was very industrious, I mended all those horrid holes in your lion and tiger skins.”

Husband:—“Why my dear child, what were you thinking of! Those holes were my greatest pride; they represented my best shots!”

Cautious

Cashier:—“To make you feel perfectly secure, I’ll present you with my photograph.”

Banker:—“Haven’t you one without a beard?”

Not so Bad as Painted