Professor:—“No.”

Police Sergeant:—“Well then you need not take any notice of it.”

An Acquired Interest

“How did you manage to have your attorney take such an interest in your lawsuit?”

“I borrowed a hundred dollars from him. If I lose my lawsuit he will lose his money.”

Fatal

Judge:—“Well, Doctor, what do you think of your patient’s wounds?”

Doctor:—“Two of them are fatal, without a doubt; but if the patient is kept quiet, it is probable that the third one will be healed in a couple of months.”

A Great Temptation