Sepp:—“Oh my, yes! When you are not here the castle looks to us like an Alp without the cattle.”

How to Secure Notoriety

Stranger:—“Why don’t you put a railing along this dreadful abyss?”

Guide:—“Well, you know the more strangers that fall down there, the more famous the abyss becomes!”

Complimentary

Captain (to ladies on a steamer):—“Ladies, please do not look so long at the compass, your magnetic eyes will spoil the course!”

Running Water

Summer boarder:—“You said you had running water in the yard, but I can see only a pump.”

Farmer:—“You just pull a little and it runs!”

A Scarcity of Something