Tourist (to guide):—“What will the team cost for the trip?”
“Seven gulden.”
“That is too much. Here in my Bädeker it says: Trip including a tip, five gulden.”
“Well, then you just let Bädeker drive you!”
Wanted a Cheap Bath
Economical stranger (at a bathing establishment):—“How much do you charge for a bath?”
Cashier:—“One mark.”
Stranger:—“Couldn’t you fix one for me for half a mark? You might give me a little less water!”