Tourist (to guide):—“What will the team cost for the trip?”

“Seven gulden.”

“That is too much. Here in my Bädeker it says: Trip including a tip, five gulden.”

“Well, then you just let Bädeker drive you!”

Wanted a Cheap Bath

Economical stranger (at a bathing establishment):—“How much do you charge for a bath?”

Cashier:—“One mark.”

Stranger:—“Couldn’t you fix one for me for half a mark? You might give me a little less water!”

At Home on the Lake