"All right, Abe," Morris said. "I'm converted. Rather as sit here and waste the whole morning I'm content that you should pass a law saving daylight if you want to."
"For instance, who is it that says whole-wheat bread irritates the lining from the elementry canal? The ignorant man? Oser!"
"Don't do me no favors, Mawruss," Abe commented.
"And while you're about it, Abe," Morris concluded, "if you couldn't save it otherwise, have the legislature pass another law that people should save something else for the duration of the war which they ordinarily couldn't live without."
"What's that?" Abe asked.
"Breath," Morris said.