Such are the men the state at public cost
Should gladly feed;
and always
Treat them like flies at the Olympic games
And hang them up an ox to feast upon.
8.
Winter produces this, that summer bears;
says the bard of Syracuse.[7:1] So that it is not easy to put all sorts of things on the table at one time; but it is easy to talk of all kinds of subjects at any time. Other men have written descriptions of feasts; and Tinachidas of Rhodes has done so in an epic poem of eleven books or more; and Numenius the Heraclean, the pupil of Dieuchas the physician; and Metreas of Pitane, the man who wrote parodies; and Hegemon of Thasos, surnamed Phacè, whom some men reckon among the writers of the Old Comedy. And Artemidorus, the false Aristophanes, collected a number of sayings relating to cookery. And Plato, the comic writer, mentions in his Phaon the banquet of Philoxenus the Leucadian.
| A. | But I have sought this tranquil solitude, To ponder deeply on this wondrous book. |
| B. | I pray you, what's the nature of its treasures? |
| A. | "Sauce for the million," by Philoxenus. |
| B. | Oh, let me taste this wisdom. |
| A. | Listen then; "I start with onions, and with tunnies end." |
| [[8]]B. | With tunnies? Surely, then, he keeps the best And choicest of his dishes for the last. |
| A. | Listen. In ashes first your onions roast Till they are brown as toast, Then with sauce and gravy cover; Eat them, you'll be strong all over. So much for earth; now list to me, While I speak of the sons of the sea. |
And presently he says:—
A good large flat dish is not bad,
But a pan is better when 'tis to be had.
And presently again:—