Such are the men the state at public cost
Should gladly feed;

and always

Treat them like flies at the Olympic games
And hang them up an ox to feast upon.

8.

Winter produces this, that summer bears;

says the bard of Syracuse.[7:1] So that it is not easy to put all sorts of things on the table at one time; but it is easy to talk of all kinds of subjects at any time. Other men have written descriptions of feasts; and Tinachidas of Rhodes has done so in an epic poem of eleven books or more; and Numenius the Heraclean, the pupil of Dieuchas the physician; and Metreas of Pitane, the man who wrote parodies; and Hegemon of Thasos, surnamed Phacè, whom some men reckon among the writers of the Old Comedy. And Artemidorus, the false Aristophanes, collected a number of sayings relating to cookery. And Plato, the comic writer, mentions in his Phaon the banquet of Philoxenus the Leucadian.

A.But I have sought this tranquil solitude,
To ponder deeply on this wondrous book.
B.I pray you, what's the nature of its treasures?
A."Sauce for the million," by Philoxenus.
B.Oh, let me taste this wisdom.
A.Listen then;
"I start with onions, and with tunnies end."
[[8]]B.With tunnies? Surely, then, he keeps the best
And choicest of his dishes for the last.
A.Listen. In ashes first your onions roast
Till they are brown as toast,
Then with sauce and gravy cover;
Eat them, you'll be strong all over.
So much for earth; now list to me,
While I speak of the sons of the sea.

And presently he says:—

A good large flat dish is not bad,
But a pan is better when 'tis to be had.

And presently again:—