Though often in the selfsame week they met,

They were n’t exactly in the selfsame set,

And could not know each other. One, I think,

Was done in wash; the other, pen and ink.

The wash lady (again there’s no offence—

I use “wash” in its pure artistic sense)

Was a brunette, vivacious, charming wholly;

Neither too slim, nor yet too rolly-poly.

A dazzling smile had this enchanting creature;

Indeed, her most predominating feature