“I have studied you now I should think more or less

For twenty-one years, and I know

You right through and through, and I can but confess

You are really confoundedly slow.”

Said the world, “My dear sir, you are right, there’s no crime

Like dullness—henceforth I will try

To be clever—forgive me! I’m taking your time,

Perhaps we’ll meet later! Good-bye!”

LATER.