First Quick Lunch Waitress—"Say, but that dude is gone on Molly!"
Second Quick Lunch Waitress (enviously)—"Ain't he? When he orders 'beans and draw one and sinkers' from her he puts such love in it that it sounds like 'Paddy defoy grass, coffee o'lay and Parker House rolls.'"
"Will you have a piece of the pie, Mr. Goodman?" asked Bobby's mother of the minister.
"Thanks, no," he replied.
"Will you, Bobby," she inquired.
"No, I think not," said Bobby, rather hesitating.
The minister looked at Bobby in surprise.
"I thought all little boys were fond of pie," he said.