He did tho’, ’n’ when I told ’im, give a grunt,

An’ looked it ’stid o’ sayin’ it.

Bill’s mity strong on puttin’ up a front;

He seldom r’ars an’ champs ’is bit.

The garden truck was et by Willie’s pony;

Ol’ Jess got drunk on apple-jack;

The poults begun ter droop, an’ acted phony;

An’ Barney’s glanders all come back.

I reck’n ’twas Willie ’t throwed them kittens int’

The sistern, so ’t we all took sick.