(I seen Bill’s face was like a chunk o’ flint

Ez ’e chased Willie down t’ the crick!)

The telephone was crazy—jes’ made clicks;

The flies was thicker ’n ’Gypshun plaigs;

The kitchen door was off an’ wouldn’t fix,

An’ suthin’ sucked all Laury’s aigs.

Then pink-eye ketched the heffers an’ the ca’ves,

An’ some the critters lost the’r sight;

Fer fear yew’ll think thet things was goin’ by ha’ves,

The lightnin’ hit the barn one night