- Simon Snuff and Twopenny.
Royal Flesh and Bones Joint Stock Matrimonial Assurance Company. Patron, Sir Peter Laurie.
The universal Uxorian, Matchmaking and Matchbreaking Company, for the equal and uniform benefit of Maids, Damsels, Wives and Widows.
LIVE STOCK AND CAPITAL.
Female Stock.
Schedule A.—
- 2,500 young maids, between 15 and 40.
- 2,500 damsels, of all ages.
- 2,500 widows.
- 2,500 old maids.
Young Maids with face and fortune, 100; with face without fortune, 900; with fortune without face, 500; with neither face nor fortune, 1,000; damsels ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto.
Widows with youth and money, 100; with youth and no money, 800; with money and no youth, 600; with neither youth nor money, 1,000.