“Where did yer spend yer ’Olidays, Bob?”
“Souf o’ Frarnce, o’ course!”
HOSPITALITY.
Spokesman of Working Men’s Club (on the occasion of their Patron’s first visit). “And we ’opes, Sir, as this ’ll be neither the first nor the last time as you’ll dew us the honner of settin’ among us!”
SO INVITING!
’Bus Conductor, “Emmersmith! Emmersmith! ’Ere ye are! Emmersmith!”