’Liza Ann. “Oo er yer callin’ Emmer Smith? Sorcy ’ound!”
Enthusiastic Briton (to seedy American, who has been running down all our National Monuments). “But even if our Houses of Parliament ‘aren’t in it,’ as you say, with the Masonic Temple of Chicago, surely, Sir, you will admit the Thames Embankment, for instance——”
Seedy American. “Waal, guess I don’t think so durned much of your Thames Embankment, neither. It rained all the blarmed time the night I slep on it.”
“Gentlemen, I am ready to admit that his Career in the Past has not been free from Blemish——”
FASHIONABLE AND SEASONABLE.
Where to Sup al fresco in the Hottest Weather. The “Whelkome Club.”
