Small Boy. “Gi’ me a Bite, Bob. I never axed yer!”

A NATURAL QUERY.

“What Bait are yer usin’, Billie?”

“Cheese.”

“What are yer tryin’ ter catch—Mice?”

INAPPROPRIATE.

Street Serio (singing). “Er—yew will think hov me and Love me has in dies hov long ago-o-o!”