“Are you sure they’re quite Fresh?”

“Wot a Question to arst! Can’t yer see they’re Alive?”

“Yes; but you’re Alive, you know!”

A SPECIAL PLEADER.

First Boy. “Give us a Bite of your Apple, Bob.”

Second Boy. “Shan’t.”

First Boy. “What for?”

Second Boy. “Cos yer axed me!”

(After a pause.)