“Are you sure they’re quite Fresh?”
“Wot a Question to arst! Can’t yer see they’re Alive?”
“Yes; but you’re Alive, you know!”
A SPECIAL PLEADER.
First Boy. “Give us a Bite of your Apple, Bob.”
Second Boy. “Shan’t.”
First Boy. “What for?”
Second Boy. “Cos yer axed me!”
(After a pause.)