A SKETCH FROM LIFE.

Chorus (slow music). “We’re a rare old—fair old—rickety, rackety Crew!”

A GOURMAND.

Youngster (who has just had a Penny given to him). “’Ow much is them Grapes, Mister?”

Shopkeeper (amused). “They are Four Shillings and Sixpence a Pound, my Lad.”

Youngster. “Well, then, give us a ’A’porth o’ Carrots. I’m a Demon for Fruit!”

SO THAT DOESN’T COUNT.