A SKETCH FROM LIFE.
Chorus (slow music). “We’re a rare old—fair old—rickety, rackety Crew!”
A GOURMAND.
Youngster (who has just had a Penny given to him). “’Ow much is them Grapes, Mister?”
Shopkeeper (amused). “They are Four Shillings and Sixpence a Pound, my Lad.”
Youngster. “Well, then, give us a ’A’porth o’ Carrots. I’m a Demon for Fruit!”
SO THAT DOESN’T COUNT.