AN ARTLESS QUERY.

Mamma. “To-morrow’s Christmas Day, Effie dear, and you will go to Church for the first time.” (Encouragingly.) “There will be beautiful music——”

Effie. “Oh, Mummy dear, may I dance?”

NOT A WATER DRINKER.

Talkative Old Lady (drinking a glass of Milk, to enthusiastic Teetotaler, who is doing ditto). “Yes, Sir, since they’re begun poisoning the Beer, we must drink something, mustn’t we?”

A CONNOISSEUR.

Old Lady (giving a very diminutive nip of Whisky to her Gardener). “There, Dennis, that Whisky is twenty years old!”

Dennis. “Is it that, Marm? Sure ’tis mighty small for its age!