ON THE VILLAGE GREEN.

Amateur Bowler (to Umpire). “Here, I say! I can’t see the Wicket. How can I bowl him?”

Umpire. “Fire away! If you ’it ’im in front, it’s ‘Leg before.’ If you ’it ’im behind, it’s a ‘Wide’!”

”AN ENGLISHMAN’S HOUSE,” &c.

Maid (looking over wall, to newly-married couple just returned from their honeymoon). “Oh, please ’m, that Dog was sent here yesterday as a Wedding Present; and none of us can’t go near him. You’ll have to come in by the back way!”

SELF-SATISFIED.

Little Griggs (to caricaturist). “By Jove, old feller, I wish you’d been with me this morning; you’d have seen such a funny looking chap!”