Phil May: Sketches from "Punch."

by Phil May

ANOTHER MR. WELLER.

Club Attendant (to stout party, who is struggling into overcoat). “Allow me, Sir.”

Stout Party. “No, don’t trouble! This is the only exercise i ever take!”

ANOTHER FROM IRELAND.

Mrs. O’Brady. “Shure oi want to bank twinty pounds. Can I draw it out quick if I want it?”

Postmaster. “Indade, Mrs. O’Brady, you can draw it out to-morrow if you give me a wake’s notice!”

VANITAS.