Pantomime Child (to admiring friend). “Yus, and there’s another hadvantage in bein’ a hactress. You get yer fortygraphs took for noffink!”
BROTHERS IN ART.
New Arrival. “What should I charge for teaching ze Pianoforte?”
Old Stager. “Oh, I don’t know.”
N. A. “Vell, tell me vot you charge.”
O. S. “I charge five guineas a lesson.”
N. A. “Himmel! how many Pupils have you got?”
O. S. “Oh, I have no Pupils!”
