Stout Party (to waitress). “Put me on a Pancake, please!”
INDIRECT ORATION.
“Oh, if you please, Mum, there’s no meat for dinner. The Butcher as been and gone and never come this morning!”
BEGINNING EARLY.
“That new Boy’s a bad Boy, Teacher. He smokes!”
“No, I don’t smoke now, Teacher. I used to!”
CANDID.