Stout Party (to waitress). “Put me on a Pancake, please!”

INDIRECT ORATION.

“Oh, if you please, Mum, there’s no meat for dinner. The Butcher as been and gone and never come this morning!”

BEGINNING EARLY.

“That new Boy’s a bad Boy, Teacher. He smokes!”

“No, I don’t smoke now, Teacher. I used to!”

CANDID.