Loafer. “Any chance of a job o’ work ere, mister?”
Foreman. “No. We’re not wanting any more hands now.”
Loafer. “Well, the little bit o’ work I’d do wouldn’t make no difference!”
A DIFFERENT VIEW.
First Workman. “Why don’t yer buy yer own matches, stead of always cadgin’ mine?”
Second Workman. “You’re uncommon mean with yer matches. I’ll just take a few“—(helps himself to two-thirds)—”AND BE HINDERPENDENT OF YER!”
PARADOXICAL.
Manager of “Freak” Show. “Have I got a vacancy for a Giant. Why, you don’t look five feet!”