Candidate. “Yes, that’s just it. I’m the smallest Giant on record!”

DOTTYVILLE AGAIN.

Dotty One (to gorgeous visitor, mysteriously). “Excuse me, but have you such a thing as a bit of Toast about you?”

Gorgeous Visitor. “Great Scott! No! Why should I carry Toast about with me? And, besides, what do you want it for?”

Dotty One (more mysteriously). “I’m a poached egg, and I’m tired. I want to sit down!”

AWKWARD.

Bull-dogs do get so attached to people!