AN ECHO FROM BROADWAY.

Old Lady. “Yes—Madam ’as bin a dear good soul to us Poor People this Cold Weather. If it ’adn’t ’ave bin for ’er, some of us old ones would ’ave bin nipped in the Bud!”

SMART.

Jones. “Do you Drink between Meals?”

Smith. “No. I eat between Drinks.”

Jones. “Which did you do last?”

Smith. “Drink.”

Jones. “Then we’d better go and have a Sandwich at once!”