QUITE OF HER OPINION.

Gushing Young Woman (to famous Actor). “Oh, do you know, Mr. Starleigh, I’m simply mad to go on the Stage!”

Famous Actor. “Yes, I should think you would be, my dear young Lady!”

THE GENIAL SEASON.

Hungry-looking Acquaintance (with eye to invitation). “So glad to see you enjoying yourself!”

Fat Chap (evidently doing well). “Wrong again, Old Man. I’m enjoying my Dinner!”

SO LIKELY!

Scene—Bar of a Railway Refreshment Room.